Anyone who listens to me has to get used to the idea that I am the prophet of YAHWEH, the preacher of the Garden of Eden, and so therefore I have weird stories to tell, including some spooky ghost stories (see below).
For example, just this morning, I came under a fig leaf peddling snake attack. I opened my word processor and while I was working, I suddenly noticed the word 'pervert' typed on my page. I didn't type that.
So it would seem that I am doing a good job because I have pissed off that snake as I can see from that snake attack.
