On my website I wrote about how, because I am one of those naughty radical types, I must be watched, and I also mentioned how some spook from the CIA or maybe from CSIS was trying to profile this old IBM drive I had on my computer in the hopes of finding out about my favorite porno. As I mentioned, I pulled the plug on that spook and so they could not do a full personality profile on me based upon my favorite porno, not that they would have come up with much of anything from that IBM since all that was on that old thing was a pile of shit, and therefore not, by definition, my favorite porno.
Because I am the helpful kind of a guy, I thought I would assist any profilers who might want to study my personality style based upon my favorite porno by telling you all about my favorite porno. That way you don’t have to scan my drive to find my favorite porno but you could just go down and rent the thing yourself and construct a profile of my personality and perhaps see what you think about my favorite porno yourself.
Now I only have one favorite porno. This would be convenient if they told me I could only keep one favorite porno on my disk drive, because then I wouldn’t have to agonize over many dearly beloved pieces of porno, because I only had one and could therefore pick it our right away.
My favorite piece of porno is this old clip from the 1970s made by some guy named Toby Ross, and its called ‘Reflections of Youth’. For those of you who are following along at home, or those of you who would like to follow along at home later, it begins at the 31 minute mark. There is this fellow lying down on a bench beside the window propped up on his elbows with his pants pulled down, and then this homo gives him a blow job. Now contrary to what you might think the mechanics of sex does not turn me on, because if I was turned on by mechanical piston action, then I suppose I would be agonizing over all my many pieces of most favorite porn, if someone asked me to pick one.
What really turns me on about my favorite porno is the framing of the image because the guy is going to get a real blow job and you can always see his face. That homo boy takes that soft dick into his mouth and then does that thing where that soft dick pulled on and gets all stretched out to a long length over and over again, and with each long stretched out soft dick tug a wave of contented ecstasy washes over the face of that wonderfully uninhibited little Adam, an Adam with no fig leaf whatsoever that I can see. Then, we he finally gets it hard that gay boy starts working up and down up and down on that patch of skin right under the dickhead, and looks ecstatic glory wash over the face of that little Adam in perfect sync with each tender skin stroke like some marvelously choreographed ballet. Oh, that boy ain’t acting, he is getting sucked off, as you can tell by the glory on Adam’s face. Oh Hallelujah! Oh heavenly angel!
So if anyone wants to profile my favorite porno, now you know which one it is. You see I don’t hate all porno, just maybe I hate 99 percent of all porno, but that would still leave 1 percent that I really, really love, because it is so passionately beautiful and so damned much fun. I think that in the 25th century on the Star Ship Enterprise there would still be some fag watching that old clip from the 1970s and thinking it was every bit as hot as I do today, for you see there are some things that just never get old, and that would be one of them. Oh the humanity! The humanity!
